Fictional Vampires Ranked By Whether Or Not Bram Stoker Would Approve
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Fictional Vampires Ranked By Whether Or Not Bram Stoker Would Approve

Zane Edwards
Updated December 23, 2024 19 items
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Vote up the vampires that Bram Stoke would think suck in all the best ways.

Created by Bram Stoker in Dracula during the late 19th century, Count Dracula has taken on numerous characteristics and skills since his initial presentation. Vampiric lore has developed beyond Dracula's shadow, ultimately giving way to changes that reflect more modern sensibilities.Ā 

As a result, fictional vampires in television shows, movies, video games, and animated properties all have unique qualities to bring to the coffin. Whether or not Stoker would approve is for you to decide. Which fictional vampires suck in ways that would make Bram Stoker proud?


  • Dracula
    1

    Dracula

    Bram Stoker's Dracula
    965 votes

    As the titular character in the movie adaption of Bram Stoker's Dracula, Count Dracula emerges after Vlad Dracula loses his wife, renounces God, and drinks blood from his chapel's cross. Dracula is seductive, can hypnotize humans, and takes on different forms to match his needs.

    Dracula's presence in England highlights the ā€œothernessā€ of Dracula found in Stoker's work while the erotic nature of his machinations similarly corresponds to the Victorian period during which Stoker wrote. 

  • Nosferatu
    2

    Nosferatu

    Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror, Nosferatu the Vampire, Nosferatu (2024)
    72 votes

    In many ways setting the mold for vampires on the big screen, the original Count Orlock, who was also Nosferatu, was had long fingernails, a hooked nose, and a bald head - not at all an appealing physical appearance like Dracula, in other words. Horrifying and mesmerizing all in one, Nosferatu thrived on chaos and did not hold back from succumbing to his need for blood. 

    Unlike Dracula, however, Nosferatu was destroyed by sunlight instead of weakened by it and was moodier than his literary counterpart. 

    • Powers & Abilities: Shapeshifting, superhuman strength, telepathy and telekinesis
  • Lestat de Lioncourt
    3
    Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles, Queen of the Damned, Lestat
    914 votes

    Lestat de Lioncourt is spoiled, pretty, and generally a sociopath, but that's why he's a good vampire. His sexual allure attracts men and women alike, and his powers of manipulation allow him to suck the blood of anyone he chooses. 

    In contrast to his ageless paramour Louis de Ponte du Lac, who is prone to moments of kindness, Lestat never really succumbs to that kind of weakness.

    • Powers & Abilities: Healing factor
  • Count von Count
    4
    The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland, Elmo Saves Christmas, Don't Eat the Pictures
    867 votes

    It's not clear what Count von Count eats, but he's incredibly dedicated to counting in his free time. Luckily, counting can be done with just a minor amount of light, making it an all-the-time activity. 

    The accent, outfit, and agelessness all correspond to traditional vampires, but it's also difficult to assess whether he sleeps in a coffin or has any other supernatural abilities. 

  • Angel
    5
    Angel, Buffyverse
    841 votes

    There's only one Angel, but he's been in multiple shows. As the vampire with a soul (a curse and a blessing), Angel falls in love with Buffy Summers but ultimately makes his way to Los Angeles to continue protecting people from demons. 

    Angel does is best to avoid feeding on humans but he is a vampire and can't always resist. He's an excellent night prowler, a good fighter, and exhibits a lot of other traditional vampire abilities that he uses for good. 

    • Powers & Abilities: Healing factor, Immortality, Eidetic memory, Superhuman speed, Hand-to-hand combat
  • Santanico Pandemonium
    6
    From Dusk till Dawn, From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter
    742 votes

    Seductive and tyrannical, Santanico Pandemonium (formerly known as Esmerelda) thinks she's superior to humans and, in many ways, she is. She can shape-shift, has great strength, and is immortal. She is vulnerable to sunlight and a stake through the heart, though.