Metallica’s Wildest, Drunkest and Most Depraved Moments
Metallica Arrive Drunk and Disorderly
When Megaforce Records owner Jonny Zazula signed Metallica to his then-fledgling label the band packed into a U-Haul and drove all the way from California to New Jersey. When they arrived, they were dirty, hungry and had no place to stay, so Zazula invited them to crash at his place. Zazula soon realized the extent of his mistake, as he told Louder Than Hell: The Definitive Oral History of Metal:
We didn’t know what to do because they were young and they were wild. The first second we were together, they raided the alcohol cabinet in my house of everything there was. They drank all the bottles down without even using glasses. They were all raging drunk and Dave Mustaine is throwing up all over the place. I was like, 'Hmm, this is going to be interesting.' They stayed with me and [my wife] Marsha for a little while, but that didn’t work out so we got them another place to stay.
Dave Mustaine Demonstrates He Can’t Handle His Alcohol
After kicking Metallica out of his home, Zazula found a makeshift room for them to stay in at a rehearsal building they called the Music Room. Numerous bands practiced there, including Anthrax, but Metallica were the only ones who slept there over night.
As Anthrax guitarist Scott Ian recalled in Louder Than Hell:
Mustaine would get super-drunk and f*ck with other people’s rehearsal rooms. A band would show up the next day and there’d be a mountain of garbage piled up in front of their door because Mustaine would get all the garbage cans and dump them in front of the practice room door of a band he didn’t like. Of course, everybody knows who did it because Metallica was the only band there overnight...
At one show in L’amour [In Brooklyn] Metallica was opening for The Rods and Vandenberg. We were all hanging out in the middle of the afternoon. Vandenberg is sound checking at 4 p.m. and Dave is just ripped. And he’s screaming at Adrian Vandenberg, ‘Get the f*ck off the stage. You suck.’ And the other dudes in Metallica are trying to run and hide. They didn’t even have a record out yet. Dave was an absolute troublemaker back then.
James And Lars May Have Shared More Than A Drink
Before Metallica landed on a major label, the members were on a tight budget, so James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich lived together in the same room for nearly four years.
“They each had their own corner of the room and whenever James had his girlfriend over Lars would just sit in his corner and listen to them go at it,” reported The Times Online. Sometimes, he allegedly even joined in.
“I can’t say that hasn’t happened,” Hetfield said. “You know, you’ve got to remember I met him 24 years ago. He is my brother in arms.”
Regarding groupies, Ulrich told the publication that first, he would have sex with them and afterward he would figure out if he could “actually tolerate being with them during the day.”
They Packed It In And Sometimes Puked
Metallica shopped regularly at a local San Francisco market called Pick N Pack, which the band and their friends nicknamed Pick N Pack N Puke. There, Hetfield and company bought lots of booze but very few groceries.
“We used to drink Vodka and Pepsi Light,” D.R.I. member and photographer Harald O told Revolver. “I was doing a lot of the driving because they were usually too hammered to drive. But Lars always had his Gremlin parked out front, which was so not metal. He would never admit it was his, but whenever he would leave the party, it would be gone.”
They Lived On Beer And An Occasional Hot Dog
Metallica’s first major U.S. tours was a headline run with W.A.S.P. and Armored Saint. Even though the group had recently signed with Elektra Records to release Ride the Lightning, most of their money went back into equipment… and beer.
Photographer Gene Ambo recalls:
They played a show in Milwaukee at the Eagle Ballroom and they were backstage in their little dressing room. It was cramped and Cliff was sitting on the drums. It was really cold so we were drinking to try to stay warm. We went to the hotel afterward and bought as much beer as we could. I mean, if we had five bucks it all went to beer and nobody ate that night until you found a place that had two hot dogs for a dollar or a thing of rice and gravy for 70 cents the next day. At night time food was out. It was beer only.
Hetfield Could Demolish An Entire Hotel By Himself
Metallica were destructive at home with their friends, but when they got together with other bands on the road it felt like they had something to prove. One night while partying with Armored Saint bassist Joey Vera, Hetfield let loose and a wild night climaxed with the musicians trapped in an elevator. The chaos started in Vera’s hotel room.
Hetfield told UK journalist and drinking buddy Xavier Russell in Kerrang! magazine:
We were all getting really ripped and started throwing bottles out the window. They were smashing and it sounded really neat. But that soon got boring, so I threw Joey’s black-and-red leather jacket out and it landed in the pool, which, luckily had its cover on. We went down to get it and on the way back up to the tenth floor I decided to open the elevator doors between floors. We got stuck for half an hour and everyone is like freaking out and I started shouting, ‘Get us the f*ck out of here!’ We finally get up to the tenth floor and by now I’m pretty mad so I see this fire extinguisher hanging on the wall. So I kinda took it down and started squirting people with it – this [carbon dioxide] or some kinda shit was comin’ out of it.