The Funniest Jokes From 'Wicked' That Left Us Feeling Magical
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The Funniest Jokes From 'Wicked' That Left Us Feeling Magical

Jamaal Armstrong
November 22, 2024 21.4K views 14 items
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Vote up the best jokes from ‘Wicked’ that lifted your mood like a magic spell.

It finally came, the movie event of 2024 that had every store decked out with pink and green merchandise, Wicked. The fun fantasy adventure takes us on a journey through the early lives of Glinda “the good witch” and Elphaba (who goes on to become the Wicked Witch of the West). There's plenty of great jokes along the way with everything from fanciful fake words to animal puns. 

Read up on some of the best jokes from Wicked and help decide which ones are the funniest. 


  • Don't Step On My Song
    1

    Don't Step On My Song

    322 votes

    When the performers from ‘Wicked’s original broadway run (Kristen Chenoweth [Glinda] and Idina Menzel [Elphaba]) make a cameo during the film and sing a song together, Ariana Grande's Glinda tries to steal the spotlight and join in on the song, only to have her mouth swiftly covered by Chenoweth. 

  • Keep Your Glasses On
    2

    Keep Your Glasses On

    215 votes

    During the song ‘Popular’ when Glinda is trying to give Elphaba a makeover, she takes off Elphaba's glasses, giving a nod to the movie makeover trope of removing a character's glasses to see their true beauty. But Glinda apparently doesn't like what she sees and quickly puts Elphaba's glasses back on. 

  • Fiyero Has Changed
    3

    Fiyero Has Changed

    207 votes

    When Glinda is explaining how Fiyero has been acting differently she says “he's been thinking” with the joke being that thinking is apparently out of character for Fiyero. 

  • What About Your Defensiveness?
    4

    What About Your Defensiveness?

    174 votes

    When Elphaba is giving her typical spiel to Fiyero, explaining that her green color isn't from things like eating grass as a kid or being seasick, he responds asking “what about the defensiveness, is that a recent development?”

  • Glinda's Friend Doesn't See Color
    5

    Glinda's Friend Doesn't See Color

    148 votes

    When the entire school is stunned by Elphaba's green skin, one of Glinda's friends references a stereotype that often comes up in conversations surrounding race and humorously remarks that he “doesn't see color.”

  • Everybody Has To Sleep
    6

    Everybody Has To Sleep

    145 votes

    When the cocky Fiyero Tigelaar rides in on his horse and knocks Elphaba down, she asks if he's always a tyrant who tramples on everyone and he responds with “no, sometimes I sleep.”