The Best Quotes From 'Rick and Morty'
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Existence
Morty: Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come watch TV.
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Rick's View on Love
Rick: Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science
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Weddings
Rick: Weddings are basically funerals with cake.
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Glip Glops
Rick: It's like the N word and the C word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews.
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Grandpa's Favorite
Rick: All right, all right, cool it! I see what's happening here. You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen—I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of sh*t! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.
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Hitler Cured Cancer
Rick: What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: Don't think about it.