The 21 Best 'Love Actually' Quotes
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1All I Want For Christmas
Judy: [to Jack] All I want for Christmas is you.- Photo:
2Total Agony
Daniel: So what's the problem, Sammy-o? Is it just Mum or is it something else? Maybe... school – are you being bullied? Or is it something worse? Can you give me any clues at all?
Sam: You really want to know?
Daniel: I really want to know.
Sam: Even though you won't be able to do anything to help?
Daniel: Even if that's the case, yeah.
Sam: OK. The truth is actually... I'm in love.
Daniel: Sorry?
Sam: I know I should be thinking about Mum all the time, and I am. But the truth is I'm in love and I was before she died, and there's nothing I can do about it.
Daniel: Aren't you a bit young to be in love?
Sam: No.
Daniel: Oh, OK, right. Well, I'm a little relieved.
Sam: Why?
Daniel: Well, you know – I thought it might be something worse.
Sam: [incredulous] Worse than the total agony of being in love?
Daniel: Oh. No, you're right. Yeah, total agony.- Photo:
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3She's "The One"
Daniel: You know, Sammy, I'm sure she's unique and extraordinary, but... the general wisdom is that, in the end, there isn't just one person for each of us.
Sam: [referring to the Titanic film] There was for Kate and Leo. There was for you. There is for me. [holds up one finger] She's "the one".
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4That's Alright
[The new Prime Minister has just arrived in Number Ten Downing Street]
Annie: Would you like to meet your household staff?
Prime Minister: Yes, I would like that very much indeed. Anything to put off actually running the country.Annie: And this is Natalie. She's new as well.
Natalie: Hello David. I mean, sir. Sh*t, I can't believe I've just said that. And now I've gone and said 'sh*t'. Twice. Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.
Prime Minister: That's alright. You could have said 'f*ck' and then we'd all be in trouble.
Natalie: Thank you, sir. I did have a terrible premonition I was going to f*ck up on my first day. Oh, p*ss it!- Photo:
5Love Actually
Prime Minister: Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often, it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know, none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.- Photo:
6First Lobster!
Daisy: We've been given our parts in the nativity play! And I'm the lobster!
Karen: The Lobster?
Daisy: Yeah!
Karen: In the nativity play?
Daisy: Yeah! First Lobster!
Karen: There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
Daisy: Duh!